texts from last night

I was reading this website... texts from last night. Have you heard of it? And I read this one and it reminded me of you...

(512): just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
(1-512): pretty standard. you have fun last night?
(512): apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
(1-512): typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.

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misses!