This is it

Hello,

Recently I have been reading and writing a lot of things. You may ask "What do you do when you're not reading Strindberg? or writing papers about how awesome he is?" Well my friends,

I think about how much I want a bathtub that will sing to me.

And earlier I was eating a hotdog with some onions and mustard on it, and I thought "hm this tastes odd" but I finished it before I could determine which element of the situation was causing the confusion, so I made another, and ate that too.

I'm glad to have answered your question. Now I will go back to reading a novel by a crazy person.

Cheers!

xoxo

Claire